Saturday, September 15, 2007

Dear Lord

I usually have words for just about anything that I come across.

This would not be one of those things. I don't know whether I should be shocked...or if I should buy a bunch and give them out as Christmas presents.

All I know is, the return missionaries I usually encounter look nothing, NOTHING like these guys.

If they did, I would have to rethink my self-imposed ban on dating one.

6 comments:

  1. Please add me to your Christmas list.
    :)

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  2. those guys are all gay. (not that these anything wrong with that) I'm just sayin'

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  3. If they are gay, it's closeted. The Church doesn't go for that kind of stuff...

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  4. Sweet Jesus! I feel like a dirty old lady!

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  5. Anonymous7:30 PM

    "Men on a Mission." Ha! I have to order one!

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  6. I've given every woman I've ever dated the secret to uncovering closeted gayness. It is 100% effective.

    Here it is. Are you ready? O.K.

    "If the guy is better looking than me? Yeah! He's gay!"

    There you have it. They are all, clearly GAY!

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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