Sunday, September 09, 2007

To Dan Porter

Dear Dan,

I hope you burn in hell.

I hope the state of Missouri sends you there.

But before you go, I hope someone "accidentally" makes the mistake of putting you in General Population, and that you are worked over to the point where you feel like you've been ass-raped by a train. And then you acquire some STD so hideous, it turns your lower GI tract into something that resembles rotten hamburger.

Sincerely,
Everyone Else
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2 comments:

  1. SmedRock8:35 AM

    Where were you when I worked the prisons? Well said.

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  2. Marti8:45 AM

    All that and more....

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