Friday, December 28, 2007

Special Christmas Gifts

Back at work for another fun-filled, exciting weekend. So are the other weekenders. We were discussing how our Christmases were, and Smo shows us the pretty diamond anniversary ring she got. She then wonders what she would wear with the pearl necklace her husband gave her.

What?!? I asked.

"My husband gave me a pearl necklace!" she replies. A doctor sitting nearby snorts and laughs. Tweener and I giggle and pass that knowing look. Smo clearly has no idea what is so funny. So, we enlighten her. She is clearly repulsed.

"From now on, just say he gave you jewelry."
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6 comments:

  1. Spyder9:34 PM

    LOL!

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  2. Anonymous12:44 AM

    Tony as a baby. Isn't he cute?

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  3. kcmeesha12:50 AM

    pearl necklace innuendo was used in Dewey Cox

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  4. dbourgault7771:49 PM

    I bought my husband something for Christmas that is hot, wild, and unique to make his senses go CRAZY! No...it was not another woman...LOL..ONLY INTENDED FOR ADULTS SO DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE 18! I bought him one of these:
    Dubio Men's Extremes

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  5. Mark Smith7:14 PM

    So she got jewelry and a pearl necklace? Thats pretty fucking romantic.

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  6. Anonymous12:19 AM

    Oh

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