Someone I know just had their first sexual experience. They were raised a Mormon, but are what we know as "inactive". For whatever reasons, they don't go to church, and don't live the church life.
The ironic part? His first sexual experience came from a girl he met on a Mormon dating website.
I can't think of anything to say with that...
Congratulations? And send him some penicillin.
ReplyDeleteI just read an article that Mormons are not happy because Kraft discontinued some coffee substitute drink they liked to get around their ban on caffeine. I guess I didn't realize that inviting a Mormon girl for a cup of coffee is a blasphemy.
ReplyDeleteBut it wasn't your first right? :-)
ReplyDeleteDid foreplay include standing at the door until she let him in. Did they do it on pamplets? Play strip bible quotes? Did he ride his bike to her place? I could go on all day.
ReplyDelete@Spyder: Heh. Nice!
ReplyDeleteI thought the M4M section on craigslist was for mormons seeking mormons. Wow, was I ever surprised!
Spyder...the idea of making the beast with two backs is enough to make shudder...and not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteAs I said upon hearing the news, that car probably stalled before it even got out of the driveway.