Perky Tech: How old are you? Me: Thirty-three Perky Tech: Thirty-three! That's a good age...Jesus was 33!! This is a good year for you!! Me: If memory serves, Jesus's 33rd year didn't exactly work out for him either.
In related news, I met a guy on a train once who claimed not to be very nice (not in a creepy, serial killer way ... just kind of a lushy, womanizing cad). But he was about to turn 33 -- same age as Jesus, he noted -- and he had promised his mother (of the clichéd over-involved Italian variety) that he would clean up his act when he hit 33.
Whoah, I just did the math on that.... It's been ~18 years since I took that particular train, so he'd be 50 by now. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.
Huh. Anyway. Apparently perky techs are not the only ones who pay attention to Jesus's age. :-P
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Jesus just had a bad Easter weekend, he didn't let it ruin the rest of his year though.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bizarre thing for someone to say.
ReplyDeleteAnd YOUR year will get better. You said so yourself in the previous post. Eventually you will get back to kickin ass and takin names.
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime I am glad somebody else is making Jesus humor.
That's so random!
ReplyDeleteIn related news, I met a guy on a train once who claimed not to be very nice (not in a creepy, serial killer way ... just kind of a lushy, womanizing cad). But he was about to turn 33 -- same age as Jesus, he noted -- and he had promised his mother (of the clichéd over-involved Italian variety) that he would clean up his act when he hit 33.
Whoah, I just did the math on that.... It's been ~18 years since I took that particular train, so he'd be 50 by now. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.
Huh. Anyway. Apparently perky techs are not the only ones who pay attention to Jesus's age. :-P
If one of your friends starts paying for shit with silver, run.
ReplyDeleteROFL at the previous comment! I love your answer, too. Very clever. He *did* turn the year around, though.
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