I dreamed last night I was workng (shocking, I know). One of my patients was a little old man. When I was assessing him, he reached up and grabbed my left boob, squeezed it three times and kissed it twice. Mortified, I scolded him for being inappropriate, to which he replied:
"I'm an old man and I can't help myself."
I bet stock brokers and and real estate agents don't have nearly the warped job-related dreams.
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