Paul: Congratulations!Me: What for?
Paul: We are the proud parents of a 9 inch cucumber.
Me: Already? Cool!
Paul: I found it while watering the garden, hiding under some leaves.
Me: Are there any others?
Paul: Yes, but they are small.
Me: Did you name it?
Paul: Yes...Paul Jr.
Me: How do you know it's a boy??
Paul: I have a feeling...
Me: You know, we're going to eat Paul Jr.
Paul: Yes, I know.
Me: That gives new meaning to "eating our young".
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