10. With the passing of Anna Nicole, someone had to fill the slot of "crazy-assed nutball".9. Will be venturing into the genre of "punk rock" and wanted to look the part.
8. Became a devout Hari Krishna follower and will begin her worldwide airport tour this spring.
7. Watched a Star Trek Next Generation marathon and believed she was a closet Klingon. Hab SoSlI' Quch!
6. Flea market hair extensions caused her hair to fall out.
5. Wanted the curtains to match the carpet...or lack thereof.
4. Crab migration.
3. Long lost cousin of Sinead O' Connor.
2. Ran out of Prozac and Cheetos.
1. Who really cares? She still can't sing.
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