Friday, October 03, 2008

Purveyor of Smut and Sin

I've been waffling about doing some sort of home-based business thingie on the side. I'm bored during the week, the extra money would be handy, but the idea of writing off a lot of crap on my taxes is even more appealing.

With that in mind, I decided to be a Passion Parties consultant. Yay me.

Did you know that in the state of Georgia, one can get arrested for selling sex toys? Guess I won't be doing any parties for Kant...unless she wants to host one out of state.

I got my kit earlier this past week, and I've been poking around in it, taking inventory and noting how many batteries I was going to have to buy (a shit load). Brother happened to peek in the box and asked me if I was planning on using all of them. Personally.

I transferred everything to more portable and professional looking totes on Thursday. Having a cardboard box full of various vibrators, bullets, lotions, and lube sitting on the dining room table tends to give off the wrong message. I don't know what that message is, but I'm sure it's wrong.

So, when you think of lube and butt plugs, I hope you think of me first.

7 comments:

  1. If having a big box of toys and lube beside the bed is wrong, then I simply don't want to be right!

    Soooooo, now your toy chest is a tax deduction. Niiiiiiice!

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  2. Very cool--I've always liked those parties. Next time I host one, I'll look you up.

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  3. Thank you for the morning belly laugh!!!

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  4. Shockingly enough, I've always thought 'lube & butt plug' when your blog is mentioned.

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  5. I laughed so loud hubby asked what was I reading. LOL I have to say that I've never thought of you then. But damn it I probably will now. LOL

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  6. "So, when you think of lube and butt plugs, I hope you think of me first." Well I usually think of Well Hell Michelle, but I promise to think of you second!

    Good luck with the business!

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  7. Awesome. A friend of mine did that for awhile...it can be good bank. Come to Indiana and I'll host! Let's see, what do I need...I'll take stock and get back to you.

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