Nurse Follies: Short Bus Patrol

I understand that sometimes there is nothing good on television, and life can get boring.

But that doesn't mean it's okay to cut off your gangrenous toe with kitchen shears while you watch Wheel of Fortune.

Especially when you decide to put said severed toe in a sandwich bag and bring it to the ER after you're done.

And don't think you just saved yourself big money by eliminating the surgeon's job.