Because Sausage is for Southern People

I heard this on the radio the other day. I almost pissed myself because I was laughing so hard.



Enjoy.

Recycling is Not Part of the Foreplay, But It's Still Important

Thanks to Keith for the link!!

I Have a Towel

Ordinarily, I'd save the funnies for Monday...but this is too good to wait.



This is Emily. I knew her back when she was a college student. Now, she's in California, chasing that dream of fame, fortune, and unsolicited beaver shots from the paparazzi while you're out just getting something from the Pink Taco.

She now owes me a new keyboard...

And Now For Something Funny

To make up for the somber post before.



I'm still crying...