Everyone is all agog at the Tiger Woods and the steaming pile of crap he has found himself in. And all he did was crash into a little fire hydrant.
But in crashing into the defenseless fire hydrant, it opens a pandora's box of secrets into his alternative life. Tiger Woods a serial cheater? No, say it isn't so!! Who ever heard of a multi-million dollar athlete married with multiple girlfriends?? Inconceivable!!
I'm going to guess that the imprint of the nine iron on the side of his head tells us that he didn't have an "agreement" with his wife.
Is this really news? Is this really worth obsessing over??
Tiger, perhaps you should google Steve McNair, mm'kay? Dumbass.
And golf still isn't a sport.