RN: Do you smoke and when was the last time?
New Patient: What? Smoked cigarettes, or smoked?
RN: Cigarettes.
NP: Yeah, I smoke cigarettes. I had some just before I came here.
RN: Okay, do you do drugs?
NP: Yeah. A couple of things.
RN: When was the last time you did drugs?
NP: You want to know when the last time I did just a little, or the last time I did drugs??
3 comments:
I love the ones who, when asked these questions, look at their watch to see what time it is.
Ahahahahahaha!
And AUUUGGGHHHH! Scary!
I had a patient ask me if they could get Aids from a mosquito.
My response was "Only if you have unprotected sex with an infected mosquito."
It took them a while for it to sink it. Further proof that people are idiots.
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