Me: I have something to tell you.
Indy: What?
Me: About that Friday...I'm pregnant...you're the father.
Indy: Whatever. April Fools!
Me: Oh well.
Indy: I was so drunk that night.
Me: Yeah, you wouldn't have been able to get it up if you tried.
Indy: True. I couldn't have.
I suck at this April Fools thing. I will have to try harder.
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