Not really a newsflash, I know.I remembered how the world rejoiced when Britney announced she was kicking Fed-Ex to the curb. Even those who hated her, were secretly relieved and rooting for a kick-ass comeback. Everyone loves it when the underdog comes out on top.
If this is Britney's way of blazing on the comeback trail, she needs to hire a new PR manager.
And Lindsay Lohan, too? The three of them together is like watching a cracked-out, estrogen-infused version of The Three Stooges. Considering none of the three actually have any discernible talent (aside from showing their community poon to the world), I'd be remiss if I didn't agree that at least they are in shared company.
After all, water does find it's own level.
I don't think I've been this nauseated since I ate my cousin's nasty homemade chicken noodle soup...and that was some serious projectile vomiting, people!
The only way it could possibly get worse is if they decided to collaborate on music together. I shudder at the mere thought of it.
So, can we please round these, ahem, splooge buckets and send them far, far away. Iraq sounds nice. Put them right in central Bagdad wearing nothing but red, white and blue.
Who would ever guess that K-Fed would turn out to be the classy one...
2 comments:
And as a nurse you're used to seeing splooge buckets! But in CONTEXT. The threesome needs to learn about context.
Ya know, people keep tossing around the term "splooge bucket" like it's a bad thing.
As a recovering manwhore, I don't get it.
Sluts need love to!
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