Imagine waking up to the pictures of a inconsolable Paris(ite) Hilton being hauled back to the clink in a police car. Boy, did she look a mess.
It's going to be a good day.
We'll see if she stays there. I don't know who this judge is, but he sounds like someone I wouldn't want to piss off.
Maybe while she's in jail, families of people killed by drunk drivers should stop by and have a little talk with her. A new family, everyday, for 40 days.
After doing some more digging, I found that Dina Lohan's show will be on the E! channel if it comes to fruition. That's right, the Famewhore Network.
So, I'm boycotting the E! channel. I should drop them an email telling them of my decision and why. Hell, maybe everyone should.
Anyone else interested?