Monday, May 05, 2008

Seven Deadly Sins

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Indy...but it was short-lived
What is your weapon of choice? boat oar
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes, and I have.
How about the same sex? Absolutely. Fair warning: I punch like a boy. No hair pulling for me!
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Indy...I seem to notice a pattern emerging
What is your pet peeve? people who don't try
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I have inherited my father's ability to carry a fantastic grudge for infinity.

Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? go to the gym
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 7pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My stepdad
What is the last lame excuse that you made? The gel isn't working!
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes, and I drooled on myself out of sheer boredom.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? It was Sunday afternoon, and I hit it four times.

Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Venti iced white mocha with extra espresso and a shot of almond. Almost $5
Are you a meat eater? I loves the meat.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Countless shots of tequila on a beach in Costa Maya. Nothing happened. I didn't even get so much as a buzz. Mom on the other hand...
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? No...but that's a work in progress.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Not as much as I used to
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Some spice
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? Uhhh...no.

Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 2
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Make more with it and travel
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Define boring...I can make anything fun.

Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Bought a house.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Everything
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Retire in the Caribbean.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No...I usually don't care.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Maybe...
What did you do today that you're proud of? Came to work without calling in.

Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? It didn't mention anything about my job...so I would say hundreds.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? Considerably less, and that's the way I like it.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Meat grazing? Guilty!
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? hands and neck
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Just kissing, just once, and I'm not discussing it further.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Not that I am aware of.

Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Smo's hot tub.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? My mom.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Angelina Jolie.
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes...it sucks.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I wish I had a smaller body.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Those people who are always lucky.
What deadly sin...Do you do the most often?Lust
Do you do the least often?Envy
Is your favorite to act on?Lust, but I don't act on it very often, if ever.

Tagged: Anyone else who wants to do this...

1 comment:

6502Programmer said...

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Just kissing, just once, and I'm not discussing it further.

I thought "discussing" entailed a two-way conversation. You can tell us about it without "discussing" it.

/Yeah, I should've been a lawyer.