Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Letter to KC Meteorologists

Dear Weather People of Kansas City,

You guys suck.

You went on about KC getting one inch of snow, but now, we are told that at least 3 inches fell in Kansas City.

Most women (and some men) will tell that there is a big difference between 1 inch and 3 inches.

Sometimes, I think you use the Redneck Weather Forecast Module to get your weather information. You know the kind...you hang it outside. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's covered in cold, white stuff, it's snowing. If it's gone, someone stole it and you need to get another one.

Go back to school so you can get it right, assholes.

Sincerely,
Those Required to Drive in This Crap

3 comments:

Jared said...

That's one thing I've never understood about KC, how the meteorologists could consistently get the forecast wrong.

Faith said...

I totally would have taken Leo's car to work yesterday had I thought it was going to get as bad as it did. Dammit.

Donna said...

We got your one inch. I guess the weather-guessers were off by about 30 miles.