Saturday, February 14, 2009

On Notice!

Hey you, stupid Mother of the Year at Quick Trip on 40 and Sterling this morning. You, in the crunched up minivan.

Did you know it was 20 degrees outside this morning? I know this because I was freezing my ass off while I was filling up my gas tank.

You, on the other hand, wouldn't have known it because you sent your son out, who couldn't have been more than 10 years old, to fill up your welfare wagon. All while your fat ass stayed inside the warm minivan, shoveling muffins in your face. Your boyfriend, du jour, sitting next to you doing the same damn thing.

I saw you. I'm sure you noticed the blond in scrubs, giving you the glare of death. I hope those muffins gave you food poisoning.

That's all.

1 comment:

RDM said...

Let's see....they were "training him for manhood", right? That's so funny. That's why I love blogging. You can come home and put somebody on blast on the internets for their wretched behavior. That's so ghetto.

BTW, I hate that Quiktrip. Every time I would go there, you couldn't get in because it seems like people think it's the last gas station in Missouri. Those muffins ain't THAT good, people!!!