@$#%^!@!!!!

To think, if I had not cancelled...I would be sitting on this ship tomorrow. Sun on my head, frou-frou drink in one hand, sitting in a chair by the pool, listing to a band whip out Caribbean-sounding tunes, and maybe judging a hairy chest contest.

But Nooooooooooooooo, I cancelled. Now, I must sit at home, and only wish I was on that ship.

This sucks ass.