I got the weekend position. Woo-hoo! Sure, I will have to work every single Friday-Saturday-Sunday for the next 6 months (because that is how long the contracts are), but I will have my weeks off to do productive things...
Like take Sam to obedience classes...again.
Or I can go back to school and work on other degrees.
With my newfound fatty raise that working weekends entails, it brings me this much closer to buying a house...with a really nice toilet.