Sunday, September 09, 2007

To Dan Porter

Dear Dan,

I hope you burn in hell.

I hope the state of Missouri sends you there.

But before you go, I hope someone "accidentally" makes the mistake of putting you in General Population, and that you are worked over to the point where you feel like you've been ass-raped by a train. And then you acquire some STD so hideous, it turns your lower GI tract into something that resembles rotten hamburger.

Sincerely,
Everyone Else

2 comments:

SmedRock said...

Where were you when I worked the prisons? Well said.

Marti said...

All that and more....