I don't usually watch local news because it's usually a joke. However, Brother had the tv turned to local station and I didn't have the strength to change the channel on the remote. Instead of Katie Horner screaming doomsday, as I expected, the lead story is that of Kansas AG Paul Morrison coming under fire for having an affair with a subordinate.
Men are cads and cheat on their spouses. So this is not news. The part that I found interesting is the details. Paul and his own, ahem, Special Friend, were going at it like hamsters in every nook and cranny in that courthouse. This same courthouse where defendants of morality gather to protect our eternal salvation from questionable Halloween costumes.
I find it hard to swallow (pun definitely intended) that this Linda was sexually harassed. Maybe she calls it that because "skanky whore" isn't available. She's probably pissed because Morrison gave her a crappy engagement ring. Not to mention he never left his wife.
Here's hoping that Paul's wife drops his ass like a heavy turd after a chili dinner.
Next time I hear the righteous wind coming from the Kansas border, I'll know it's just a fart.