Back at work for another fun-filled, exciting weekend. So are the other weekenders. We were discussing how our Christmases were, and Smo shows us the pretty diamond anniversary ring she got. She then wonders what she would wear with the pearl necklace her husband gave her.
What?!? I asked.
"My husband gave me a pearl necklace!" she replies. A doctor sitting nearby snorts and laughs. Tweener and I giggle and pass that knowing look. Smo clearly has no idea what is so funny. So, we enlighten her. She is clearly repulsed.
"From now on, just say he gave you jewelry."