Saturday, December 01, 2007

Uh Oh

The news world is all in a lather about this new study that came out saying that people who worked night shifts were more likely to get cancer than those people who worked day shift.

I, on the other hand, believe that everyone is going to get cancer sooner or later, because everything causes cancer. Studies show that every single object in the free world causes cancer in lab rats. So, I guess you could say we are all screwed.

But at least these new findings give me some leverage to ask for hazard pay.

2 comments:

IDigSmartLadies said...

Funny.. I thought that having patients accusing other nurses of having crack parties in their rooms would be enough to warrant hazard pay all by itself!

thepaintman said...

I'm not going to get cancer and if I do I'll let you know. But you might be dead by then.