Wednesday, June 11, 2008

A Fair Warning

No one, and I mean NO ONE. Better call me between the hours of 9pm, and 10pm. I will be watching the season finale of Top Chef.

And if you do call, not only will I not answer the phone, I will curse you with neverending impotence. That, and lifelong constipation. I have friends who are witches. All it takes is one phone call.

You've been properly warned.

3 comments:

Spyder said...

One ringydingy....

Janet said...

what about sending you a text? *evil grin*

"The D" said...

I was going to but I'm not now, you're scary.