Instead of the alarm, I woke up to a shrieking child. I ignored it and fell back asleep.
When I finally did wake up, I went downstairs to see the house vacant.
The kitchen was clean, dishes done, house smelling like a pine forest.
There was a can of formula on the counter, with something that looks like it belongs on a baby bottle.. Veggie Tales were playing on the television.
I heard whining coming from the back yard, and discovered a third dog, much smaller than Sam and Hank, sitting with the other two. He had been the one who was whining.
What. The. Hell???