An update!
I think I had said that this story couldn't possibly get any more outrageous. I should never say things like that because it did.
So, Rosie gets released from the pokey on her own personal recognizance...which means she didn't have to pay bail, and just had to promise she would come back to court on her own to face the music. The landlord of the place the two lovebirds were renting had kicked them out, because when you cause that degree of trouble, a landlord has the option of giving you heave ho. In fact, the entire town of Podunk had essentially given our fighting lesbians directions to the fastest way to get the hell out of town and stay out because there is only so much a small, Midwestern town can take. Let's be honest...the fact that a dinky little town in the Bible Belt openly accepting the lesbian lovers is considered revolutionary (as these places are usually 10-20 years behind the rest of civilization), throwing drunken brawls, knives, and prostitutes is probably asking a but too much.
Our lesbian lovers find themselves homeless, so what's a girl to do? Rosie moves in with L-Ho and L-Ho's interim lesbian lovah.
And just like that, we have a threesome.
(Meanwhile, I have had a decent date in YEARS!! Hint, hint)
Rosie has since landed employment (doing what, I have no idea). L-Ho has resumed her gainful employment by staying on her back. I don't know anything about Third Party. And I don't want to either.
Because it's true luurrrvve, you will be astonished to know that Rosie is now sneaking around with another girl, and having her mother, my aunt, lie about it.
And because it's also true luurrrvve, L-Ho told Rosie that if she left her or found out there was someone else, L-Ho would kill her. Literally. Because that is how true luurrrvve works. Rosie has already demonstrated a disposition that could lead her to homicide, so why should it be any different for L-Ho. Water, it seems, has a knack for finding its own level.
Where can I find love like that?? Apparently, I'm doing it all wrong.
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Hollywood could make a movie about this, but nobody would believe it really happened.
I'm sure you could find 'love' like that, you just need to get addicted to meth or be drunk all the time first!
Or switch teams. Saphho Blather? ;)
So ~ how long are you going to leave us hanging on for more about the decent date???
Seeing how I have had one in a while, we'll both be left hanging!
Jeeezus, I have to go back and find other posts on this story. Sounds steamy though, very spicy.
Do you have pictures?
You don't want pictures...
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