I know everyone wants to know certain things about my trip. Not about the weather, or the beaches, but the fact that I went with a guy I obviously like, and nothing happened. I called Mom when we got back into the U.S. Naturally, Paul (not dating!) was standing nearby, so this is how the conversation went...
Mom: Did anything happen?
Me: We hit a goat on one of our tours.
Mom: No...I mean did anything happen? Like...with you and Paul.
Mom: No smoochies?
Mom: No hand holding?
Mom: No cuddling?
Me: Not at all.
Mom: Did you at least talk about it?
Paul called one of his friends, and this was the conversation I heard from my end.
We hit a goat.
It's good to know that I'm not the only one in the crossfire.