The skies opened up, and angels from on high began to sing glorious songs. Rays of sunshine beamed onto my driveway.
Oprah is insured! The best part (aside from getting my car back all to myself) is that I got a multiple car discount with my insurance company. Woo hoo!
Brother is now going to unleash her upon the streets of Kansas City...right after he washes my car.
May God have mercy on your souls.