"Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years."
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I liked it, too! Anything with Bruce Campbell in it is okay by me.
I don't know how I missed out on this, but I have it downloading to my network now.
This has been on my list forever. Since you like it I need to bump it up to the top.
it's a cheesy Bruce Campbell movie? I'm so all over that!
"Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years."
That's just Shakespearian prose!
Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King!
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