Clay Aiken has come out of the closet. Finally.
I'm shocked. SHOCKED!! I never suspected, not in a million years, that he preferred the sausage to the taco.
I'm actually more shocked that this is making headlines. Haven't we known about his gayness for, oh, since he first sang on American Idol????
He's not called Clay Gayken for nothing.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go back to reading more important news.