If I see another video of Sarah Palin speaking, and robbing me of intelligence points, I swear, I'm going to stab my ears with sharpened pencils. Seriously, I cringe to the point that everyone around me thinks I'm having a seizure. It's so bad, I almost need a translator of stupid to tell me what she just said. How hard did Katie Couric have to work to keep from breaking down into hysterical laughter during that interview?
This was the best the Republican party could serve up?? Jeebus! She makes Dan Quayle look like Stephen Hawking.
Yes, I get why so many people like her. "She's just like us. She's just like you and me!!!"
That's not a compliment. The only thing we have in common is that we both have vaginas. That's it.
She reminds me of that girl from South Carolina that came off sounding like a bleach blond botard at the Miss Teen USA pageant.
Again. THIS was the best the McCain camp could do????
I've been thinking long and hard about this. And I have decided that this all must be part of McCain's master plan to throw the election. There's really no other explanation. He hates George Bush SO MUCH that he found the World's Dumbest Politician and selected her to be his running mate. Then, he goes and "suspends" his campaign. Pisses off Letterman. Then goes around sounding like he has Alzheimers. It's all part of his master plan. In the end, he'll ride off to Arizona on his private jet, laughing in sadistic glee, but not before sending Obama one of those congratulatory cookie bouquets.
Of course, I will be tuning in for the VP debates. Biden is an asshole, so it should be fun to watch. We could even make a drinking game out of it. Who's game? VP debate watching party at my house. BYOB.
But please don't shoot at the television.