Monday, May 22, 2006

KC Custody Dispute

Kansas City, MO (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Kansas City courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Royals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

6 comments:

Kathryn said...

You've GOT to be kidding me.

"The D" said...

HA!!!

Jared said...

Funny story. Now, what paper was that in?

t. durden said...

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!! So wrong, yet so hilarious. But seriously, please tell me this was a joke. It gave a good laugh for the day.

Heather said...

Yes, it's a joke!!

Marti said...

Oh lordie! I was tensing up for an uncomfortable moment, then you blew my socks off! LMAO!

Thanks for the guffaw!

Marti
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