Pop culture is now spurning the dollar because of its losing value. It's not cool to have dollars. You are not trendy unless you are dealing in Euros. JayZ is now flashing euros in his new crappy video instead of dollar bills.
I understand that the dollar isn't as strong as the euro. I understand that. However, I don't need dumbass celebrities telling me that I'm not cool because I still deal with dollars. I care about that about as much as I care about Sean Penn telling me who he's voting for and why I should vote the same way.
Because I'm a kind and generous person, I am willing to step up to the plate and offer a home to the unwanted, unsavory American currency. I will open my home to all the Bens, Georges, Andrews and Abes who want a warm place to stay, roof over their heads, and food in their bellies. And when they regain their strength and self-esteem, they can happily resume residence in my checking accounts.
Heather's Home for Unwanted Dollars
I'm sure I could come up with some people who would also be willing to volunteer their time, even their own homes. It might be a struggle, but I'm sure we could get by.
2 comments:
Hrmmm. Blogging less than five hours after the start of the wing-ding? Did ya break out the GG?
Nah...most everyone had to work today. We'll be throwing down at the Christmas party instead.
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