I'm the last person on the planet who hasn't seen Dark Knight. New Guy thinks it's hilarious because before the movie came out, it was "Dark Knight this..." and "Dark Knight that...".
I did make plans to go, then something always came up and I had to put off seeing the movie.
At this rate, by the time I actually do get around to seeing it, it will be showing at the dollar theater.
I already know how it ended. Some asshole already spoiled it for me. I don't care. I'm going to see it anyway.