Good news this Sunday morning!
I just read that a fire broke out at the Westboro Baptist Church. For those of you who live under a rock and have no idea what the Westboro Baptist Church is, just google their name and you find all kinds of golden nuggets of info on these douche bags.
At any rate, their garage was on fire, and arson is suspected. Naturally, the Phelps family is going to be screaming about this for a while.
I'd really like to know how Topeka plans on finding who did it. Are they going to send their best men to work on the case, or assign the asshat that finished last in his fire investigation classes? And how do you narrow down the suspect when the entire country hates your guts enough to set fire to your church. I think it would be easier to list the people least likely to set fire to the WBC.
Maybe it wasn't arson at all. Maybe God smote their garage with a lightening bolt. Or maybe someone was in the garage smoking something they shouldn't have been. Or maybe this is all part of an insurance scam to raise money for that big-assed lawsuit they lost. Damages has been estimated at around $10K. Looks like the family is going to have to start more fires because at this rate, it will take them forever to pay off the $11 million judgement.
Karma's a bitch. Next time, I'm praying for a meteor...and hoping the family is home when it hits.