In Springfield (Missouri, y'all) someone drove their minivan into various adult stores and absconded with sex toys.
One has to wonder just what kind of sex toys they took. The Two Foot Double Ended Pink Jelly Dong, perhaps?? Hope they remembered to grab the lube.
And then you have to wonder just what they plan on doing with them. Christmas presents??
Even more interesting, the thief was driving a minivan.
Hah! I didn't know the repressed soccer Moms of JoCo were willing to drive all the way to Springfield.
This story is full of snarky goodness, I just don't know where to begin.