Wednesday, January 02, 2008

A Sign You Are Either Retarded Or Have No Life

When you go camping overnight in freezing temps so you can get the wedding date you want...at a public park.

Surely, this has to be the bride's idea. The groom goes along because it's either:
A) camping! -or-
B) the girlfriend has threatened to cut him off from visiting her pink taco stand

I see this story every year, and every year I think they are retarded. Even worse, these couples will go on to marry, and produce retarded children who will one day camp overnight for a wedding date in a public park.

Yes, the park is pretty. But not worth getting frostbite over.

I still stand by my preference for eloping.

4 comments:

meesha.v said...

Eloping is the only way to go. Huge weddings suck.

IDigSmartLadies said...

Put me down in the eloping column also. "We're going to Alaska on a cruise, and we're getting married." Wedding, honeymoon, and a snub to the new in-laws. Win-Win-Win! Uhh, not that I'd ever advocate that. No, that wouldn't be good.

Heather said...

Actually, I'm more an elope to the Caribbean kind of person.

Joe said...

I eloped for #2 and #3. We had a big party about 6 months after for #2 and went out with the in laws to dinner for #3. There damn well better not be a #4.