Wednesday, January 02, 2008

A Sign You Are Either Retarded Or Have No Life

When you go camping overnight in freezing temps so you can get the wedding date you a public park.

Surely, this has to be the bride's idea. The groom goes along because it's either:
A) camping! -or-
B) the girlfriend has threatened to cut him off from visiting her pink taco stand

I see this story every year, and every year I think they are retarded. Even worse, these couples will go on to marry, and produce retarded children who will one day camp overnight for a wedding date in a public park.

Yes, the park is pretty. But not worth getting frostbite over.

I still stand by my preference for eloping.


meesha.v said...

Eloping is the only way to go. Huge weddings suck.

IDigSmartLadies said...

Put me down in the eloping column also. "We're going to Alaska on a cruise, and we're getting married." Wedding, honeymoon, and a snub to the new in-laws. Win-Win-Win! Uhh, not that I'd ever advocate that. No, that wouldn't be good.

Heather said...

Actually, I'm more an elope to the Caribbean kind of person.

Joe said...

I eloped for #2 and #3. We had a big party about 6 months after for #2 and went out with the in laws to dinner for #3. There damn well better not be a #4.