Friday, March 21, 2008

33! 33! 33! 33!

Thirty-three years and nine months ago, I was conceived on the banks of some little river in Kansas over a 4th of July holiday. When my parents weren't shagging in their tent, Dad fished while Mom passed the time blowing up frogs with little firecrackers.

On the day of my big debut, Mom had a bad sunburn, and I had partially formed hip-joints which landed me in a big plaster cast for the first 6 months of my life. Followed by a year or so in a lower body brace.

Because of that, I can now put both feet behind my head. I'm not sure when this will come in handy, but there is a reason for all things.

Tonight is my birthday festivities. Fun and frivolity will ensue. Some folks will be lucky enough to get late night phone calls. As in me calling and singing happy birthday to you.

So charge up your phones and consider yourselves warned.

11 comments:

Xavier Onassis said...

Happy Birthday!!

Jared said...

Happy Birthday Headhurt. And I though 30 was old.

Nuke said...

Happy Birthday, and have fun tonight! As for putting your feet behind your head, when WOULDN'T that be awesome!?

Janet said...

Happy happy birthday!

Ambitious Fledgling said...

Happy Birthday!!

Spyder said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I said it real loud. If you want to do lunch today call me.

Erin said...

Happy Happy Birthday!

Tony said...

Happy Birthday lady!!!

Well Hell Michelle said...

Happy Birthday to an awesome, sarcastic, witty, red-headed Aries chick. And have fun tonight!

Faith said...

I'm ready for the call...BRING IT, BIYATCH!

Happy fucking birthday, darlin'. Perhaps tonight is the night you will be called upon to share your special talent with the legs. I so hope that's a true story...

Logtar said...

Its a good thing you do not have any numbers for me :)

Have a great day.