Sunday, March 23, 2008

Your PSA for the Month

If you decide you don't want to date someone (for whatever reason), please do not offer the crappy excuses, "I don't want to date anyone" or "I don't want to be in a relationship right now." Especially if you are going to turn around and start dating someone else and not make a secret of it.

This does two things. It hurts the feelings of whomever you dumped in the first place. Secondly, it just pisses them off because:

A. You have just demonstrated that you are a lying douche bag.

~and~

B. You have insulted the intelligence of the person you dumped. Which only illustrates that you are not only a douchebag, but a dumbass besides.

A lying, douche nozzle of a dumbass. While you may have done the dumpee a favor and demonstrated that you are really not worth pigeon shit, you have still wasted the time of someone who could have been the most awesome person you will ever know. And while the dumpee may not spend any time crying over you, they will hope your tiny, unremarkable penis catches a yet unidentifiable STD and it drains green sewage, turns black and falls off.

In conclusion, just be honest. Honesty, while painful at times, is always the best policy.

Until you jerks can learn this lesson...you can kiss the fattest part of my ass. And the asses of the other girls you've done this to.

Have a nice day!!

6 comments:

RDM said...

Tell me how you really feel. Who are u cutting down on? We'll go get him and rough him up.

Janet said...

AGAIN? fucker.

Heather said...

Just to be clear, this post isn't entirely about me. This just happened to a good friend of mine.

A Librarian said...

I do a post like this, or something boy/bad dating practices related, about once a year. Sadly, as far as I can tell, it has absolutely no effect in reducing the stupid boy population in KC.

big russ said...

interesting. mystifying. women and men will never figure each other out. we all speak different languages. chicks can be just as heartless just so you know. i am proof of that.

IDigSmartLadies said...

BIG ups on the "it's not just women that suffer at the hands of men" comment. We BOTH do our fair shares of suffering at the hands of and causing suffering on the other, weaker (snort) sex.