Pretentious Resident enters the unit with the strut of a guy who thinks he's teh shit.
Only he's sporting the most hideous of fauxhawks. But it's not a trendy one that only has a little height. At it's tallest point, it stands 6 inches off his head.
Did I mention he's Indian???
Remember when you were a kid, and you were in the bathtub, and you'd soap up your hair and stand it straight up??? Yeah, that's what this guy looks like.
It's hard work to keep your guffaws in check until PR leaves the unit. You can seriously hurt yourself if you're not careful.