Prepare to be Culturally Enriched

I love all things Japanese. Well, maybe not all things. I'm not one of those people who are so obsessed with another culture that they will only date people from that specific culture. I think those people are called Japanophiles. In my recent internet jaunts, I discovered this site about an American Japanophile who is currently in Japan teaching kids English...which is what I had toyed with doing at some point before this whole nursing thing happened. There's a lot of crap out there in Blogdom. Gaijin Smash isn't one of them.

At any rate, I love the Japanese...culture, that is. The spark happened when I took a Japanese class in high school. Because in Nebraska, a Spanish class just didn't seem practical enough to be offered there. From there, I studied more of the language, the traditions, the food. I thought I would share my love for Japanese culture, and injecting some into this blog, by sharing some common phrases for all to learn and use. Enjoy!!

Koro shite yaru -- I'm going to kill you.
Mattsu! -- Crap!
Onara atama -- Fart head
Urusee -- You are too noisy.
Yaro -- Bastard
Jigoku ni ike -- Go to hell!
Boku no shiri ni kisu siro -- Kiss my ass!
Baka yaro -- Stupid bastard!
Echi shite kudasai -- Please have sex with me.
Bukkoroshite yaru zo -- I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Debou wa ase o taksan kakimasu -- Fat people sweat a lot.
Do digata ni kazana ho akeruzou -- I'm going to rip open your abdomen.
Oray no shieta koto jenai -- I don't give a damn.
Nande kuso? -- What the hell?
Anata wa sei desu? -- Do you want to have sex?
Kisama tama -- Lord of donkey's balls.
Neboken nayo! -- Get your head out of your ass.
Tansyo-! -- Your "tool" is small.
Nametonka? -- Want me to kick your ass?
Shinde kudasai -- Please die
Anata no ikei wo miru to totemo koufun shimasu -- You are the dumbest person I have ever seen.
Kocha koi -- Come here and get your ass kicked.
Kudasai -- Please
Arigatou gozaimuasu-- Thank you very much.

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