Finally...something to be pleased about.
I love Ebay. I'm a huge Ebay whore. I've bought a little over a hundred things, only got jipped once (because I was novice and didn't know about such bad things). Fortunately, that cost me $10...so really wasn't out much. I've purchased a camera, a Palm Pilot, a nurses cap, perfume, a lovely Coach purse, mint molds, books, chew toys for the dog, and a myriad of other things that I can't remember right off the top of my head.
My latest purchase was a red dress for my cruise. THIS red dress. I fought hard and came out the victor because considering the stress I have in my life, I think I deserve a red dress. It fits, but I do see that I will have to tone up a couple spots before I wear it for formal night.
However, I'm a little at a loss as how to actually wear it. Obviously, I can't wear a conventional bra, and I don't think a strapless would work either because of the low cut in the front. I dance on the line of DD, so really would prefer not to go commando and run the risk of falling out my dress between the salad and the main course at dinner, giving the person across the table a concussion, and blinding the waiter across the room.
I've heard they make these little sticky things you can wear to sort of keep things in place, but I have no experience with them. I suppose a couple strategically placed pieces of duct tape would work as a last resort.
Or I could get my nipples pierced and rig some sort of snap or something that could fasten from the inside and secure the dress. Duct tape sounds less painful though.
So, if any ladies (or feminine-type males who like to wear such things) have any words of advice to offer, I have 6 months to figure this out.