Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Call Me Ms. 500

Submitted as Exhibit #249 for Further Proof I Have Too Much Time On My Hands and Need a Hobby, I present to you, my 500th post.

Umm...yay. ~yawn~

How do I ring in such a momentous milestone? I could offer commentary on such things like:

1. What a big douchebag Michael Vick is.
2. Point out that Senator Larry Craig is not a Mormon...but rather a Methodist.
3. How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
4. How Paul (ND!) is secretly in love with me and would be best served by pulling his head out of his ass.
5. Post pictures of Sam and George.
6. Complain about my tomatoes (or lack of).
7. Bag on my Bosshole.
8. Make penis jokes.

But I can do those things on any old post. This is the big 5-0-0!

A nap sounds good. Yeah! Writing 500 blog posts is tiring work. Just thinking about it is making me sleepy (and the fact that I only had 3 hours of sleep last night has little to do with it).

I'll have cookies later to celebrate. I might even live dangerously and wash them down with milk.


Kristine said...

Fine, take a nap. But when you wake up I really want to hear all about #4.

"The D" said...

You've won an

Spyder said...

regarding#2 I think it was moron not Mormon.