Brother smokes like a chimney, but to his credit, he has been adhering to the "no smoking indoors" rule. His favorite place to light up, sitting outside the front door on the porch. Judging from smoking activity of next door neighbor, they also have a "no smoking indoors" rule.
Brother reports that during the first smoke of the morning yesterday, he noticed a strange car parked in front of my house. Brother just sat there, puffing away, when a man came running out of the house caddy corner from me. The man, in various stages of undress, got into the parked car, stared at my brother for a minute, then drove away.
The family that lives caddy-corner from me: a husband, a wife, and two small children.
The man who was observed running from said house was not the husband.
I'll leave it to you to put the pieces together.