Sunday, August 26, 2007

Videos Explained

So...some of you are probably wondering what the deal is with my video feature, and who the hell this Toph person is. Allow me to explain.

There is a mind just as warped as mine. Consider him Heather With a Penis, or Toph for short. We work together. I knew him when he was a fledgling nurse assistant, all scared and uncertain. Now, despite my best efforts to dissuade him, he's a nurse. His mind, even more twisted and evil than before because that is what a nursing license will do to you.

In our spare time at work, Toph and I like to look at stuff on YouTube. Oddly enough, it's only stuff that we find amusing. Everyone else just looks at us with blank stares. Since discovering my brilliant blog and the ability to post videos on it, Toph has been pretty helpful in directing me to, as he says, "comedic gold", and I post it on my blog. And each time, he nags me like a desperate girlfriend wanting an engagement ring or positive pregnancy test, as to why he wasn't given credit for these finds. These diamonds in the rough.

In the end, I decided to plant his name on it, so that he may also have a taste of the glory of being associated with General Blather. Not to mention, he will now be held to a standard to find new and odd entertainment in a regular fashion, so the video feature does not get stale.

If you like the video, Toph gets some of the credit, but most of it going to me because General Blather is ultimately my brainchild.

If you hate the video, Toph gets all the credit. Plus, he gets to try harder to win back your affections with his next video choice.

One less thing for me to worry about. I should have put people working under me a lot sooner. This frees up more time for me to shop on Ebay.

1 comment:

Xavier Onassis said...

My daughter, young Galadriel Tanqueray Onassis turned me on to Charly The Unicorn some time ago.

Ya gotta luv Charly.