He's a Bigger Cold-Hearted Bastard Than I Am

Paul: I'm sad.

Me: Why are you sad?

Paul: That Owen guy...

Me: Owen Wilson??

Paul: Yeah...he tried....

Me: To off himself??

Paul: Yeah...it makes me sad.

Me: It makes you sad...

Paul: That he didn't do it right the first time.

Me: Oh...uhhh...

Paul: You'd think with all that money, he'd have the resources to get it right the first time.

Me: I'm going to blog this.