Talk about Bridezilla from hell. Narcissistic much?
And just where do you go to find someone who will bake such a monstrosity for your most special of special events? RayQwan George's Emporium of Cake Decoration and Auto Repair?
If people employ their weddings to make all their wild fantasies come true (aside from that one fantasy regarding latex, a pool of jello, and a circus midget), did the husband take particular pleasure in cutting into it with a sharp knife??
Aside from my opinion that the dress is probably the most hideous thing I have seen on a bride, how in the hell did the wedding guests manage to not bust out laughing upon laying their eyes on the confection? Did anyone request a specific piece when it was their turn for a slice. I can only imagine some of the phrases uttered at the cake table."I'll have a piece of her ass, thank you."
"I'm more of a breast man myself, but can you give me just a small piece? I'm on a diet."
"Dry cake sucks. I hope she's moist."
I guess maybe the bigger question was what happened to the head? I'm going to assume that they chopped it off and stuffed it in the freezer, to be eaten for their one-year anniversary.
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Would be nice if he could hack it with an ax.
I will definitely have to think about this for the upcoming nuptials.
I know there is a joke here involving Lay Her cake, but I cant get past the fact that the cake looks more real than she does.
O.M.G. That is disturbing on so many levels!
Ever see Duff Goldman on Food Network's Ace of Cakes? I can only imagine what they would have done to this woman.
I saw the weddign cake on Weddingbee before my wedding, and I laughed and laughed and laughed, and then said something to the effect of how it really was an amazing cake, but WTF is up with her dress? The post was taken down pretty soon after it was put up (even though it had already garnered something like 35 comments in a 15 minute period) because Weddingbee is a nice blog that doesn't promote people making fun of other people (and they really are sweeties like that...nice girls, the lot of 'em), but it stuck with me.
Seriously...what the FUCK is with her dress???
I don't have so much probem with the dress as I do with the head. The hair..is it tilting? And where did her neck go? It looks like it is being swallowed by the top of the dress! Holy bejeebies that is one screwed up woman!
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