Tuesday, June 13, 2006

On Top of the Suckiness Scale

I just had the dubious misfortune to hear the new music of Paris Hilton...and I must say, if you anyone was ever wondering what Betty Boop would sound like if she entered the forum of pop music entertainment, chances are pretty good she would sound a lot like the garbage that Paris touts as the next BIG THING.

I saw it in video form. My ears are bleeding, as well as my eyes. It sucks something awful. The only thing that would be worse is a duet between Paris and Jessica Simpson.

But impressionable, young, teenage dimwits will love it.

1 comment:

Marti said...

OMG, I was assaulted with the awfulness as well. {Shivers at the memory}

We need a drink. Lots of drinks LOL